Ya gotta look for the good news
After an arduously steamy summer, the weather has broken, though it seems to me that there is absolutely nothing broken about the weather; it's as right as it could be: cool, breezy, sunny. Amazing. Much of the lawn is dead; work is brain-snappingly crazy, everything's a mess. Yeah, sports shouldn't matter, but the Royals remain only a promise (next year, I swear, next year, it's gonna happen), the Chiefs are just plain gonna suck and the Big 12 is no longer imploding. Now it's exploding. This is big stuff to those of us in Kansas City. You don't have to pretend to understand. But look at our sports landscape; the Big 12 is all we got. For as long as I have been here, it's offered brilliant games and sometimes relentless rivalries. Border War? Lots of teams talk about a Border War but Kansas vs. Missouri was an actual war: it was one of the critical sparks that burst the country into the conflagration of our never Civil War. For some of us Kansans, there is an underlying (or perhaps more visible) sense that some of the folks on the Missouri side are still replaying that particularly ugly moment of American history. Now it seems, it all goes away courtesy of the massive egos of Texas. Thanks, Longhorns. I suppose your record will be better when you're playing in your very own league against a handful of handpicked non-BCS teams.
K-State, my alma mater, will be even more irrelevant than it already is. KU, where my money (and my kids) go, will hie itself thither to the Big East, I suppose, but am I supposed to like that? Will MU, my wife's alma mater go to the Big Ten as Missouri’s always triangulating governor had hoped? Or to the SEC? Who the hell knows and now, I guess I'm trying to say, who the hell cares?
My friend JK cracks open a JJ Pruem Wehlener Sonnenuhr Auslese 1983 and laughs. He only cares about Fantasy Baseball so he's happy. The wine smells somewhat muted, but then it starts showing fruits that are still fresh and clean. Honey notes are everywhere; citrus, both dried and fresh, sweet pie apples; in the mouth, the sugars are starting to show more complexity than overt sweetness. There is something about these old sweet Rieslings that show less and less sweetness as they age and more and more complexity. What have thosee sugars become?
We watch the Royals give away another game (dammit, they still have a potent offense and they can field now; they don't stupid mistakes, like they used to, so I care, I really do), and kick back, grinning at the wine. And then there's something, a bit mushroomy, that pops up. Hmm. It takes another ten minutes or so, deep into the first glass before I state the obvious: uhm, this is corked. Yep, JK replies, since he's already concluded the same. Hmm. Damn. It still tastes pretty good.
We watch some more baseball; pour a second glass and wait for the corkiness to get worse, like it always does, only it doesn't. It just sits there, like a fat little annoying troll, but one that is a bit forgetful, a bit off task. That's to say, you think it's corked, and then it doesn't seem so corked, and then it does, and there you go, it's somewhere in between. Now, this is theoretically impossible: it's either corked or it ain't. But this one seems to be neither or both, I'm not sure how to call it. So here's what I decide: it's a beautiful day; the wine is cold. Let's just drink it faster and enjoy it as much as we can. And we do.